December 18, 2014
by Jaya
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When Authors Kill Their Darlings

Disclaimer: This piece as spoilers for War and Peace, Harry Potter, Tess of the d’Urbervilles, Love Story and Sherlock Holmes. If that is likely to upset you, don’t read further. (But hey! Please do.)

Too much harmony, says our in-house writing advisor, is not good in fiction. You have to kill your darlings.  I can’t refute him.

Let’s take the phrase literally. Doesn’t the well-known writer always do away with a darling character?

I recently gorged on all of the Harry Potter series and that’s when it struck me how Rowling killed so many of her darlings. So I teamed up with my colleague Neelima to make a list of some famous darlings killed in famous books.

  1. Prince Andrew in War and Peace: Among all the rich and spoilt elite, here’s the only man with a head on his shoulders! His love for Natasha is of the purest sort (even though his conduct towards his first wife during her pregnancy left much to be desired). He shows enough remorse to redeem himself in a fan-girl’s eyes. It is impossible not to wish him success in love, especially when he shares the stage with his good-hearted but absolutely goofy friend Pierre. And yet – he loses. Not once, but twice. The first time to the anxiety of a young girl desperate to love someone she can touch and feel, rather than someone who is far away from her. And the second time – alas! – just when the love of his life is his against all odds, death claims him. I still shed a tear for this darling of a brave, honest and intelligent gentleman!
  2. Tess in Tess of the d’Urbervilles: Neelima pitched in with this one and this is what she has to say – A virtuous epitome of femininity, Tess is a character women may love to hate today when female emancipation is technically a given, at least in some parts of the world. Hardy uses his literary expertise to bring all of what constitutes nature into one woman, and like the ravages of industrialization that engulf nature and tear it apart, Tess is executed for killing the man who thrust himself upon her and destroyed her chances in love. Even an angel (Tess’s love interest is called Angel) needs time to come to terms with being married to a woman who has been raped; society doesn’t give as many chances as life does. By the time Angel comes to his senses, Tess is done away with – it hurt me to read it and it must have hurt Hardy much more to pen her execution.
  3. Jennifer in Love Story (Erich Segal): Done to death concept of two lovers from opposite poles of society- Sweet, poor-ish, intelligent girl and obnoxious, rich, but ultimately tamable boy! But hey, isn’t that why we read the book again and again? To relive the mush. I couldn’t stop crying when I read this book again (Excuse me; I am not as tearful a person as this article may suggest).
  4. Dumbledore (and many others) in the Harry Potter Series: At that moment towards the end of the sixth book in the series, I hated Snape like no other character, real or fictional. After the loss of his parents, and the godfather who was discovered too late, Harry deserved that one friend, philosopher, guide and mentor.
    Didn’t I feel every bit of Harry’s frustrations and helplessness at the absence of this wise, old man? I missed him as much as Harry did. Harry could at least go to that magical portrait in the headmaster’s office after all the strife was over; what magical resort did I have?  As a mere mortal would, I cursed one of my favorite authors for doing what she did to me. And it’s not like I can forgive her for the deaths of Sirius, Lupin and Fred Weasley either.
  5. Karna in the Mahabharat epic: Another one from my colleague. Although epics don’t really have any favorites and Vyasa probably killed many darlings in this tantalizing saga, Karna the illustrious prince, wronged by his own mother, his teacher, and even divine intervention, has suffered a great deal more than a character like him deserved to. This warrior prince of Anga faced every humiliation men could suffer in those times- he was an illegitimate child thirsting to learn the ways of archery and fulfil his super hero destiny. He was born with Achillean armor but his life was punctuated by a series of curses. He died only because Krishna instructed the Pandava Prince Arjuna (his half brother) to kill at that very moment when his chariot wheels were mired in mud. It was only after his death that Arjun knew that he had killed his own blood. A story that makes you want to go deeper and deeper into this box of tales- one opening into another.
  6. Sherlock Holmes in The Final Problem: This is one detective who did not have a sentimental creator- Conan Doyle was only happy to push Holmes into the Reichenbach falls, though financial prudence on Doyles’s part brought the detective back to life once again much to the relief of the general public.

It seems criminal to write about characters dying and not mention A Song of Ice and Fire. I haven’t yet read any of the books; I don’t watch the TV series either. But I don’t live under a rock– I know all the jokes about Martin killing characters. While I get started on reading the Martin series, let’s get less tearful about the characters who are killed and laugh instead at some Game of Thrones jokes.

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Come on now. Spill it. Who is your favorite fictional darling who has been killed by the oh-so-heartless author?

December 17, 2014
by InstaScribe
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Quotes Wednesday

Do you realise how many generations it takes to make a society where buses run on time?

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December 16, 2014
by punjacked
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Readers Can’t Digest – Week 18 (8-Dec to 14-Dec)

1. Pottermore is set to post a surprise each day between the 12th and the 23rd December, including new writing from J K Rowling.

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2. Italy has decided to cut VAT on e-books from the standard 22% to 4% so it matches the rate imposed on printed books and Malta from 18% to 5%.

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3. Cressida Cowell, theauthor of How to Train Your Dragon series, has launched the Reading Agency’s Christmas mini-challenge for young readers.

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4. With Kindle WriteOn, Amazon is trying take on Wattpad.

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5. Igloo Books to launch a series of books based on DreamWorks Animation’s “Penguins of Madagascar”.

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December 15, 2014
by Jandré
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Comic Book Apps

We discussed the challenge of turning comics into e-books. It’s just a matter of time before the technical problems are solved, considering the desire to innovate and the drive to make money exist.

Comic Book Apps could be the launching pad to solve e-comic obstacles.

The Big Three

ComiXology

ComiXology is the leader of the pack, featuring more than 50,000 titles.

They use “Guided View Technology” , an innovation that mimics the natural movement of the eye when reading a print version of a comic, allowing you to read a comic full screen or panel by panel.

ComiXology has a very straightforward interface. Comics are arranged under different categories like Best Seller, Series, Publisher, Genre, etc. This makes it very easy to find your desired publication.

There is virtually no platform on which the ComiXology app is not available. Apple, Kindle, Android, PC and Mac are all covered. Across device syncing is enabled which makes reading your comics easier.

There is a huge variety available through this service. All the major publishers are available, including DC Comics and Marvel Comics. In fact 75 publishers, besides independent comic creators, are present on this site.

Providing that you meet their standards, you can also make your own creations available via Comixology.

There are quite a few free comics available. DRM free backup is another feature of this service.

Comics are sold for anything from $0.99. Most are in the order of $1.99 but you do find comics that go for as much as $4.99. The service itself is free and you do not pay a monthly or yearly subscription fee.

ComiXology was recently bought by Amazon. There have been some complaints about changes instituted by Amazon like killing the impulse buy that spurs further purchases.

 

 DC Comics

The name gives it away, doesn’t it? These guys are the creators of all time favorites like Superman, Batman or the Joker and Lex Luthor if you prefer the darker side.

1987 test logo.

1987 test logo. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The DC Comics app is free. It is available on various platforms including iOS, Android, Windows and Mac. The iOS version now features retina display.

The app is generally appreciated as it does what it promises. Depending on the device, HD is also available. Generally new issues are available the same day that print issues are published.

The DC Comics app does not have a Shopping Cart and this can be irritating at times. There are free and 99¢ comics available, but most are charged at $2.99

Marvel Unlimited

Again, the name tells us a lot. Here we have the home of Spiderman, Hulk, the Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus.

Marvel Unlimited charges a monthly subscription of $9.99 (or $69 per year). You can then read as many comics as you want. If you consider that comics go for about $2.99, this is not as expensive as one might think.

Marvel Unlimited does allow you to buy select comics.

A big drawback here is that new issues only become available 6 months after the print version hits the shelves. Considering that there are more than 15 000 Marvel comics already available, this app gives you access to a huge variety and helps you to keep busy while you wait for the latest Thor or Superman adventure to become digitally available.

You can download up to 6 comics. These can be read even if you do not have an internet connection.

The Rest

Comic Zeal

Life Hacker and Esquire feels that this is the best comic reading app for the iPad, and it would  also be a great app for your Android device.

Comic Zeal, $4.99, is a reader or comic organizer, a bit like a Kobo reader. This zealous lot does not publish comics—you buy them elsewhere and load it via your devices and USB ports, via WIFI and DropBox. Once uploaded, the app automatically places the comics into the correct genre. This is done via metadata tags in each file.

Dark Horse

The Dark Horse Comics app, available for Android and iOS, features various franchises like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Wars and Mass Effect. Sin City and Hell Boy are also part of the Dark Horse stable, not to mention manga and manhwa titles.

The app itself is not as smooth as some of the others discussed here but it does a decent job. It’s not as though reading a PDF on a Nook is easy either—lots of edges to smooth out when it comes to the perfect reading experience.

Oh yes! You can also read right to left if the story line requires it- now that’s a plus!

Manga Rock

Again the name gives us a very unsubtle hint about the comic content.(Mangas are from Japan and manwhas from Korea.) This free app, available on Android and iOS, is like the Swiss Army Knife of manga apps. It is a comic reader, a download manager, a discovery engine and a library.It also helps you to find so-called manga scanlations– fan-translated versions of the Japanese or Korean originals.

Conclusion

It is clear that the interest in e-comics is huge. You might be tempted to equate e-books with Amazon because of the popularity of the Kindle, but when it comes to e-comics, the landscape is much wider than one publisher. This is true even though Amazon owns ComiXology, the most popular e-comic app and service at this time.

Zen Scribe would love to hear from all you e-comic readers out there. How about sharing your favorite e-comic app with our old robed man?

December 12, 2014
by InstaScribe
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Visual Friday: Who gets the awards? Author or Book?

Who gets awards? Author or Book?

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December 11, 2014
by Jandré
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Graphic Books and Comics as E-books

Recently I “discovered” a box full of comics from my childhood. This brought back many fond memories of summer days and comic books. Although Superman, Spiderman and Batman already existed, they did not rule the roost back then.

We had Richie Rich, Little Lotta, Dagwood and a fair share of Popeye comics to entertain us. And Garfield! Do not forget about Garfield and his lasagne.

Our parents complained that these weren’t real books and we were not really reading. But they seemed to miss the fact that just like “real books”, these comics fired our imagination. We created our own stories and worlds around Richie and Popeye.

This trip down memory lane made me wonder about comics and e-books.

Do people read e-comics?

The answer is yes. If you search for “comics” in the Kindle Store on Amazon you are offered just shy of 33, 000 results. Even if half of these are e-books, primarily text, you still have 16,000 comic e-comics.

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Calvin and Hobbes (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

As of today, 18 November 2014, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You [Kindle Edition] is the #1 seller in three different categories. It is also the 222nd most popular paid item in the Kindle Store.

Calvin and Hobbes rates as the 11th most popular Kindle Comic book. Overall that translates to 31,648th place. The paperback version is the 12th most popular and the 1,930th most popular overall.

(Note: The Oatmeal comics might be completely different from Batman or Superman. Some might argue that these are not “real comics” for various philosophical reasons, but these are e-books in which images create the primary content and this is what we are talking about!)

The Problems

EPUB and MOBI

We already saw the technical capabilities and restrictions of the EPUB and .mobi file formats. “EPUB [and MOBI] is designed for reflowable content, meaning that an EPUB reader can optimize text for a particular display device.”

These formats are primarily created for text and not images. This makes sense as most “real books”, like mom would call them, contain infinitely more words than images.

According to the technical specifications of these files, both EPUB and MOBI can display images. We know this is true because e-books come with cover page images, don’t they?

These formats were developed to primarily display text. They do not handle images all that well. On Amazon they use MOBI, and other e-book sellers also use EPUB for the e-comics they sell.

A bit like using a family car instead of a pick-up truck to move bricks or sand.

PDF

The Kindle-family, the Nook-family and the Kobo-family all support the PDF file format. This may be good news for comics as PDF is primarily a graphic format.

The big problem is that PDF files are not reflowable in these devices. What does that mean? They do not adapt themselves to “respect” the screen-size and device resolution.

This means a lot of zooming in and out, as well as scrolling left, right, up and down to see one page that was not created to fit the screen of the device.

If you have ever tried to read an A4 page in PDF format on a Kindle, for example, you will know how frustrating this can be. Also, it seems as if the PDF files really tax the processing ability of the standard e-readers. Turning to a new page, usually takes a few seconds.

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Batman: Earth One Special Preview Edition is offered as a free download on Amazon. Batman and black go together. It felt as if a lot of detail disappears because of my Kindle’s monochrome display.

Black on black does not display well. But then again, the standard “paper” comic is not printed on high gloss, super quality paper.

The Promises: A Conclusion

My super unscientific research on e-comic sales on Amazon shows that there is a definite interest. What we have also seen time and again is that what enough people want they eventually get.

One of the things needed is a standard file format built to display images when it comes to dedicated e-readers. Tablets and the smarter smart phones with their superior processing capabilities and higher resolution can much better display PDF files.

The higher resolution means that even on a smaller device, it might be able to display an A4 clear enough that it is not necessary to zoom or scroll.

Seeing that some e-comics are already being successfully sold on Amazon and other places also means that there is a way to do it, in spite of the limits that currently exist.

E-books are still fairly new. Kindle only came on the market in 2007. So there are still many innovations waiting around the corner of the new year.

There is money in e-comics, and there are already dedicated comic apps available. DC Comics and Marvel Comics have already made specialized apps available on the App Store and Google Play.

In the next article on e-comics we will briefly survey these specialized apps.

December 10, 2014
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It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

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December 9, 2014
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Readers Can’t Digest – Week 17 (1-Dec to 7-Dec)

1. Nook has launched a dedicated Christmas shop on its website.

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2. Booker winner Ben Okri has won the Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction Award for his 10th novel, The Age of Magic.

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3. The movie based on Michael Bond’s bear ‘Paddington’ will release this weekend.

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4. Publisher changed titles after seven-year-old school girl from California complained that it’s not just boys who are interested in insects.

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5.  Nook and Microsoft have agreed to terminate their commercial agreement. Microsoft had invested $300m in Barnes & Noble, which led to the creation of a new subsidiary which included Nook, digital sales and the college stores.

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December 8, 2014
by Jandré
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Bizarre and Weird Books

Ever watched Ripley’s Believe It or Not? It “deals in bizarre events and items so strange and unusual that readers might question the claims.”

Featured stuff include people who are 100% tattooed, who paint with their tongues, who eat 18 inch nails, not to mention  elongated skulls, shrunken skulls, and many other weird and bizarre things.

Strangely, the only mention books gets in the whole Ripley’s franchise is limited to those they offer for sale. They don’t have a Christmas Special on Bizarre and Weird Books.

We have decided to make up for it! So here’s a list of the weirdest books on earth:

Gadsby: A Story of Over 50,000 Words without Using the Letter “E”

A certain Ernest Vincent White disliked the second vowel. In fact, it seems to us that it disgusted him to a great extent. As you have deduced by now, he wrote a whole fifty thousand word novel without ever committing the sin of “e.”

White should be commended for his lipogrammatic effort. “E” is, as we all know the most commonly used letter in the English language. The author was absolutely committed to eradicating the dastardly “e.”

He even avoided abbreviations like “Mr.” or “Mrs.”as when these are spelt, there is an “e.” Past tense also created a big challenge for this creative author as nearly all verbs take an “-ed” suffix.

The basic story is about a man who is disturbed by how his hometown is going into decline. John Gadsby then enlists the help of the town’s young people to turn the hamlet of 2000 into a city of 60 000.

This weird book did not garner much notice at the time of publication, but it has gone on to become a collectible. It is now in the public domain and you can download and read it.

2002: A Palindrome Story

Nick Montfort and William Gillespie co-authored this illustrated book. They went to great length to make everything about this book “palindromic.”

It was first published on the first on January 2002. The web edition came out on 2002-02-02, or as they put in 20-02-2002.

The palindrome was created with the help of special software.

If you feel that a mere 2002 words is not that much of a challenge, Peter Norvig created a 17 826 word palindrome sentence. It starts (and ends) like this A man, a plan, a cameo, Zena, Bird, Mocha, … , Lew, Orpah, Comdr, Ibanez, OEM, a canal, Panama!

Bizarre Topics

Millions of options some of which are not really weird. For example, Australian Tractors: Indigenous Tractors and Self-Propelled Machines in Rural Australia by Graeme R. Quick or Land Snails and Slugs of Russia and Adjacent Countries by A. Sysoev and A.A. Schileyko.

At first glance they might appear to be weird, but then you realize that these books are written for a very specific group of people. Although there seems to be no word to describe the fascination with tractors, there are people out there who love tractors. And who can deny that a conchologist would love reading about the rarities of the old Soviet republics?

There are always those who confuse discussing bodily functions with wit and it is no wonder that you also find books like Urine Therapy! Confessions of a Mad Pee Drinker by P.P. Powers or How to Poo on a Date by Mats and Enzo. We almost decided not even to mention these, in case we offend Zen Scribe.

The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories by Alisa Surkis and Monica Nolan nearly did not get a mention either.

The winner for this category has to be the absurd book The 2007-2012 Outlook for Public Building Portable Folding Chairs in India by Philip M. Parker. It is only available in Paperback it seems and will set you back a mere $392.36 on Amazon.

We initially thought that this is a setup, but it seems that this is really a real book, written by a real person for a real reason.

The Weird Cover

Bibles, generally, try to hide the exciting message they bring by adorning themselves with drab covers. Mostly they are black, now and again you find an adventurous Bible covered in white, or those vulgar ones in blue.

But the rest of the publishing world has figured out that if you clothe your book in an eye grabbing way, you might just get an extra sale or two.

Arsene Houssaye took the book cover business to an entirely new level. You will be surprised that he did this somewhere in the late 1800s or early 1900s.

“Scientists and conservators carried out a series of tests on Houghton Library’s copy of the French writer Arsene Houssaye’s “Des destinees de l’ame” and concluded with 99.9% confidence that the binding material came from a human.”

Yes, your eyes are not fooling you. He used the skin of a human.

In the same article we read “Termed anthropodermic bibliopegy, the binding of books in human skin has occurred at least since the 16th century. The confessions of criminals were occasionally bound in the skin of the convicted, or an individual might request to be memorialized for family or lovers in the form of a book.”

So, people like to leave their loved ones a book covered with their own skin? And people take comfort from holding that book in their arms?

Which weird stories have you read and which bizarre covers have stayed with you? Comment!

December 5, 2014
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Visual Friday: 7 Mistakes Indie Authors Make

7 Mistakes Indie Authors Make

 

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